千万不能做TM倒霉的游骑兵
Navy SEALS Rules:/ R$ J# e% T1 [
海豹队守则. Q: x( t/ m1 N/ R w& U
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.) P. i2 E. x3 u: d5 {7 o6 V U
戴上太阳镜装酷
2. Kill every living thing within view.
打死所有会动的东西, J4 c- g( w$ v\' x v3 E$ b
3. Adjust Speedo.
整理好泳装+ |8 V2 r- X2 L! _5 s0 z! U
4. Check hair in mirror.% d% ?/ O, {; D; }1 Y
照镜子欣赏一下发型
US Army Rangers Rules:
游骑兵守则 U; v4 B! w\' Z\" {4 G
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.\' D+ F* F1 h/ y, T2 f/ L
背75磅的大包饿着肚子走上50哩
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.+ Q7 f% {( h, Z& l; S
找到需要干掉的人
3. Request permission via radio from “Higher” to perform killing.
动手前用无线电请求“高层”批准
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
任务被取消，破口大骂
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
背75磅的大包饿着肚子再走50哩回去
Army Rules:: W7 \\( T7 q/ L( B( ^
陆军守则; A6 c) h) o: G- r
1. Select a new beret to wear.
选顶新的贝雷帽戴戴
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
把各式臂章缝好
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
再换另一种颜色的帽子戴戴
US Air Force Rules:2 d- N\" S( h/ [\' K* g9 J2 ?
空军守则* t: V) r# d\" ]& j g
1. Have a cocktail.! S* P6 z( {2 I$ n( A/ B
兑杯鸡尾酒- R- y9 w% J8 Z& }\' l- s) F# y
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
调个舒适的温度3 w9 D( E% }* x2 Y\' v+ h
3. See what’s on HBO.; r& M6 k\' j. g% I
看HBO频道在放啥
4. Ask “what is a gunfight?”
问“枪战是什么?”8 R2 |6 P E. L% k
5. Request more funding from Congress with a “killer” PowerPoint presentation.
开一场“超炫”的投影演示会向国会要拨款
6. Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
请“关键人物”吃一顿，把国防部和军工的头头也喊上
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.$ |, Z: q: l) ~ [& |$ F
米终于到手鸟。扩充机构添置资产。
8. Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally.. e- O2 V2 B8 p8 I- Z1 a; K5 {
宣布这些是“战略性”资产，不投入实战
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
快走，下午茶时间到了# k2 l2 K) ~. D4 _6 Q$ J\" w
US Navy Rules: ; l1 U$ O# Q. f
海军守则
1. Go to Sea. 出海! C+ m8 G6 F: z\' L* B4 t
2. Drink Coffee. 喝咖啡\' M% i/ h: M7 B. Z
3. Deploy the Marines 放陆战队 |
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