无意搜到一部搞笑片

stephen250

那里面的导弹太搞笑了.............
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_cj00XNDIzNDAzNg==.html

FlyBNB

SPY

可以的！ 很有创意！！很好！

McFly

拍好不容易 拍幽默更不容易[s:46]

oxygen001

hehe   导弹挺好玩的~~~~

有创意~~~~~！！！！

碧血青天

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w27825610

牛....................

KNPV

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紧接上集Bill and John

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先生们，我们刚收到一些关于
苏制Z-15试作型的照片

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北约代号：“ISTUL”

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哈....长官，我可否说...

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...那个看起来很像我们的F-15嘛.

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感谢这些情报

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我们能查明他们的护航路线

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计划将改变

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在这栋房子中，晚上9点

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－最后一件事，上尉
－是，长官？

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－我喜欢你那条领带
－谢谢长官

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Springfield 呼叫 Bravo 1号

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我们这发现2架敌机在250方位，航速750节...

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拒绝命令，Springfield，拒绝命令！

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我的雷达上根本没发现有什么东西。

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紧急右转，爬升到350，完毕！

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喂，TOM少校

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我们又见面了....

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...但这次呢，我有支大枪哦。

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Ramon Balthazar,别开玩笑

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把枪放下

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如果你在这种高度开火的话，我们都得完蛋。

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Ramon,你他妈的混蛋！

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我被击中了

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我屁股上有2支瘘管啊！

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我正失控，没法脱出螺旋！

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将军，你跟总统一样伟大

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Barracuda 行动才刚开始

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黎明时分的危险攻击

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靠！

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去－他－妈－的！

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真TM漂亮啊！

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喂，John John !

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看，尽管在这么多年后了...

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...我还仍然还没对它产生过厌倦

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－然后，它居然抛弃我...
- Bill!

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你很烦啊！

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你已经烦我烦了N年了

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...但现在你真的把我给烦死了.

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你就尽管叫吧...

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...从一起床那刻就听到你大叫，烦不烦啊!

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而你...你...

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你也在不停叨唠...

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简直永远合不上嘴！

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好了

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今天早晨你的心情很好吧...

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-...我们准备玩上开心的一天
-但，你知道就因为你....

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...我们那次该死的空难么！

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Bill,闭嘴！

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别抱怨了，John...

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这些飞机还不太坏吧.

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它们是一流的...

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装备精良...

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容易...

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操作...

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可弹射的驾驶椅...

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高精度的机械仪表...

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灵活...

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伸缩起落架...

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...还有那可伸缩的登机梯子.

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轮距:14尺8寸，11个武器挂架...

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Bravo 1号 和Juliette 2号，你们允许到27号跑道整队起飞。

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好的，收到了。

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尽快吧，讲解员在上面等着你们。

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好的。

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我们会让那家伙领教下颜色的。

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为主干杯！？你以为这是兄弟会聚餐还是什么啊？

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把那吵人的音乐关掉！

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你们应该在2分钟前到这里了！

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快把你那架肮脏鬼开到这边来！

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听明白了么，士兵？

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是的长官，非常明白.

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很好！现在先回顾下你们第一个任务的主要目标: 对地攻击101.


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在我指这的那个方向，一个标准的起飞后...

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...火速对B-53区域进行扫射.

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然后飞去攻击 pattern Delta..

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...然后用你的激光追踪器锁定这些T-80坦克

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然后用AGM-65导弹把那群混蛋炸飞掉。

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一旦搞定，我们就会对MK-82展开交响式轰炸

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听我指挥！

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我们还要把全部的炸弹卸到Omega工厂来完成这场群P.

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就像操蛋的7月4那场操蛋的烟花一样！

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听懂我的话了么？士兵？

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是的长官，非常清楚，我们上路了。

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Mk-82是哪间草棚啊?

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长官，我在地图上找不到MK-82工厂。

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镇定点!

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把你那纯洁的屁股飞到那边去就知道了！

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以上，闪人!

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Juliette 2号，你允许起飞了

KNPV

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收到，我正在起飞

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好啦，让我看看，
慢慢给它供气...

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...接着松掉刹车...

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按错了...

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这样子...刹车,开关...

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...把刹车放开...

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又按错了...

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哦，对...是这个...接着把刹车松开...

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将军，我做到了！情况良好，在控制之内.

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我把这2位顽固的士兵驯服了.

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已经到达你的农场了，将军

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如果你愿意的话，我会在车等

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哇靠！

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这是什么脏东西？

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去他妈的奶牛！

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Bill! 在向90的方向飞的时候如果你向左转
你就会往北飞！

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我这跟你说上百遍了

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等下，我们已经往北飞了，转左...

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...南，向右转...然后直向前飞.

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据我计算，我们现在在B-53区域了，
－ B-53个屁！

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无论如何你一直都是方向白痴！

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...“让－我－拿－地－图” 先生.

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你总不能把你的左边当成右边吧...

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...就像我们去IKEA那天...

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...找买被套地方就找了整整3个小时...

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- ... 你还找不到...
- 烦啊!

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- 哇赛，这是TOM，喂！TOM！
- ... 像我关心棉被套一样...

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看看我那架漂亮的新飞机!

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它可是空军中的最棒的飞机哦

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...攻地之王...

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...是同系列中最棒的哦!

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喂，看这个，11个武器挂架

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...可伸缩的座椅...

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...可弹射的梯子...

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...还有满机舱开关!

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这次你没话说了吧？

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Tom,你是不是在忌妒？

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- 哈，你在忌妒了
- 拜托， Bill,就放过他吧.

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你没看见么，他没话可说了.

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我们闪人吧.

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扮得像个正人君子,在大破船里喝酒...

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...但其实他在忌妒!

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真是个失败者!

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真落后!

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如果我想的话我也可以开啤酒了.

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- 不 Bill, 不行
- 我当然行!

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Bill, 把啤酒扔了!

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- 不!
- 拜托...

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不!

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Bill?

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我不管,我正开.

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呀，靠, 我的啤酒!

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我把它溅得到处都是了!

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Bill, 发生什么事了?

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John, 我出事了... 是我的啤酒罐

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Bill, 冷静点，冷静点!

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- 哦, 我看见你...
- John, 的确有点麻烦了...

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你玻璃窗上的是什么?

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- 该死，我看不到东西！
- 冷静点!

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John, 这里到处都是泡沫!
给我些纸巾,快!

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深呼吸口气! 我们得把这问题解决了!

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告诉我你的方位, 速度和高度...

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- 我正往下坠, John!
- 冷静点,稳住高度...

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- 我真是个笨蛋!
- Bill, 拉起来...

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- 噢该死,我的飞行服!
- 我说：你把飞机拉起来！

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- 但拉不了太高...
- 这是些什么警告?

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- 稍微靠近右边那个警报灯...
- 老天， 真混乱啊!

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把你的杆子向右摆!

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- 别动!你刚做到了.
- 它粘乎乎的.很臭啊!

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- 好的. 你现在整个翻转了...
- 该死, 我把飞行服给毁了!

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- 我正在下坠!
- 完了,无能为力!弹射!

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- Bill, 弹射! 现在就弹射!
- 他们肯定会把我宰掉的!

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我不想再听了! 立即弹射!

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弹射！弹射！BILL!

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因为是晚上!我看不见东西！

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我们已经连续倒霉了4天了...

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- ... 而我仍听到他在唱: 划啊,划, 你的小船...?
-控制台呼叫Canary1号, 回复.

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你能听到吗, Canary 1号?

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上尉,认真点, 你现在得回复了.

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olo007

LS的是对白吗？怪怪的？