航空笑话两则
刚才偶然看到的笑话；一则关于军用飞机，另一则关于民航，都挺有意思的，咱们一起欢乐一下，顺便还能记记单词。第一则：
What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"
关键语句：“那男孩回答：‘我打了个喷嚏，然后一栋房子没了！’ ”
第二则：
What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
关键语句：“刚才飞行员被引擎发出的噪音打断了。我们费了很久才找到一位新飞行员。”
笑话可能还不够搞笑，不过航空本来就是一件很严肃的事情，能够挖掘一点笑料已经很不错了，是吧？
PS：如果笑话很老，我表示遗憾，因为我的确是刚看到的！！
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